Halloween

For Halloween, I'm going to be a box of popcorn. Yesterday, I wore my Goomba hat and dressed in brown. People liked it, but they didn't know what it was called.

person: Hey, what's that on your hat?

me: A goomba.

person: What's that?

me: You know! Those brown things from Mario?

person: Whaat?

me: You know, Mario is always sitting on them and squashing them.

person: Oooh! You mean those mushrooms?

Mushrooms? I always thought of goombas as brown monsters that look like dogs or something. But whatever. A lot of people did, however, say, "Dude, your hat is so awesome!" Thank you, I made it myself. No, I didn't buy it. Yes, I know it's cool. Thank you, thank you.

Even my teacher said, "I like your hat." But then someone passed gas and everyone's attention was instantly diverted by my wonderful headpiece. Sigh.

So for Halloween I'm gonna be a box of popcorn. Nom, nom, nom. :)

HAPPY HALLOWEEN! (o^-_^o)