How to get a Guy (named ******) to Stop Annoying You

Ha ha, I found this in my art journal; I was really annoyed at this guy. Guess I wasn't very mature or nice, but he was really mean. Plus he swears. I don't like it when people swear. It gets to me for some reason. Maybe I'm just really easy to infuriate, but everyone is at one point or other. Here's the entry I made:

1. Don't let him get to you, because you know you are an infinitely amount of times smarter than he is.

2. Don't ignore him. Stand up for yourself and only back down if he threatens to beat you up, touch your hair, or throw an onion at you.

3. When he says, "Shut up," tell him that the term shut up is for people who don't know what else to say. Then tell him to shut up.

4. When the sub teacher accidently calls him Marian, remember that.

5. When you have to correct the sub on how to say your name and ****** keeps copying your voice, tell him to "Shut up, Marian." It will get to him. He may call you a loser. This is the time when rule #2 should be ignored as you snicker and bask in triumph.